I really just want someone to rewrite the entire twilight series and make it about Charlie okay
My Daughter’s Dating a Fucking Vampire
The Vampire Tried To Die But My Dumb Bitch Daughter Saved It
Now She’s ENGAGED To It
It Got Her Pregnant I’m Gettin’ Real Tired Of This Vampire’s Shit
I want one of those marriages where they’ve been married 20 years but are still crazy in love and still cuddle on the couch and kiss a lot. I want those kind of marriages that make my kids nauseous because how in love their parents are.
and have sex daily 3x a day yes