Home Is Wherever I'm With You
Friend: What are you doing this weekend?
Me: Guard.
Friend: Next?
Me: Guard.
Friend: After that?
Me: Guard.
Friend: You hate me don't you?
Me: I've sold my soul to my instructor.
I know it’s horrible to wish death on someone but I seriously wish my Nana was still alive instead of you. At least she would’ve been proud of me.
I AM ONLY REBLOGGING THIS BECAUSE ITS THE ONLY POST LIKE THIS THAT MADE ME LAUGH AND NOT WANT TO SHOOT MYSELF
OH MY GOSH. CRYING.
THIS IS THE BEST ONE EVER YES.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS AMAZING.
(Source: enemy-of-the-capitol, via j-jabberwocky)
Never not reblog the president holding a lightsaber.
Master Obama, Jedi Knight.
We have the coolest President ever.
Everyone needs a Jedi President on their dash
I like that he’s taking on a couple of what I assume to be fencing professionals with his light saber.
May the force be with you, Obama.
(Source: sheactslikesummerwalkslikerain, via thesociallyawkwardkid)






